A member of FOCM who has recently retired after 30+ years of government service has requested help in coming up with a variety of answers to the question he is often asked – What are you going to do today? He has been responding with: “whatever the hell I want”.
He would like some other funny, sarcastic and/or sounds real but means nothing responses.
So, let’s brainstorm some responses. To help you get started:
This one was taken from a friend’s facebook post and I modified it a bit:
I am going to replace the impellers on my two Rio 20HF return pumps and Sedra 5000 skimmer pump. I expect electricity usage to drop by 0.4 Amp.
Uncouple the thermocoupler on the HVAC and replace it with copper spherical bearings.
Work on increasing the wattage of the flux capacitors.