A member of FOCM who has recently retired after 30+ years of government service has requested help in coming up with a variety of answers to the question he is often asked – What are you going to do today? He has been responding with: “whatever the hell I want”.
He would like some other funny, sarcastic and/or sounds real but means nothing responses.
So, let’s brainstorm some responses. To help you get started:
This one was taken from a friend’s facebook post and I modified it a bit:
I am going to replace the impellers on my two Rio 20HF return pumps and Sedra 5000 skimmer pump. I expect electricity usage to drop by 0.4 Amp.
Uncouple the thermocoupler on the HVAC and replace it with copper spherical bearings.
Work on increasing the wattage of the flux capacitors.
I’m working on a solution to world hunger. But that’s so easy, I’ve decided to limit myself to the following tools: a deck of cards, a trowel, a Ziploc bag, a paper clip and a AAA battery. That should fill up my time nicely, thanks for asking.
I’ve been wanting to replace my roof for a while and recently found out my neighbor had the same inclination. Today we’re going to start a project where we’re going to exchange roofs, as I like his shingle colors better anyway.
Excellent, those are awesome.
Submitted by FOCM Member Ali Hussein via Facebook Messenger:
Breath
and
God gave me another glorious day to enjoy.
Submitted by FOCM Member Ed Preciado via email:
“I’ll be teaching Klingon at the University”
trying to figure out what I did the last 30 years.
First – sit on the closest beach. Second – start making two list. One is your bucket list. The second is your f**kit list. Third – start immediately to tackle one and forget about the other. It’s really that simple!
1. I figured I would start delivering that mail I have been throwing in my basement all these years….
2. Well, I recently recovered from the enterovirus, thank goodness, but now I might have Ebola (no more conversation is needed as all other participants have left the building.