2 jokes for Tuesday

Seen in the April issue of Readers Digest:
Joke 1
Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.
The first guy says, “I’ve suffered back pain for years. Can you help me?”
The angel touches the man’s back and he feels instant relief.

The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight. When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.

As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I’m on disability.”

Joke 2
The quirky humor of Steven Wright:
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time,” so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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