One of the jokes my Dad kept in his inventory and now my brother has made it one of his standard go-to jokes. The version my Dad told is different than my google search on “timbuktu limerick”. Shown below is the way my Dad told it, I remember the poets names could and did change:
The two great poets, Alfred Lord Tennyson and Henry Wadsworth Longfellow have passed away and are at the Golden Gate. St. Peter greets them enthusiastically: how wonderful to meet you two. Unfortunately, we are nearly full of poets at this time. I can only accept one of you at this time. I will give each of you the same word and you must come up with a verse using this word.
“The word is: Timbuktu”, said St. Peter.
Tennyson went first:
” Across the hot Sahara sand,
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination- Timbuktu.
St. Peter replied, “that is very good. Henry, it’s your turn.”
Longfellow cleared his throat and began:
” Tim and I, a-hunting went,
We met three girls in a pop-up-tent,
They were three and we were two,
So, I bucked one and Tim Buck Two!