Spotted these in Hardy Diagnostics eNewsletter called MicroBytes

Things to think about:

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Do you think that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it make sense that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,  tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?