A few more that I think you’ll enjoy:

I went to a Karaoke bar last night. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.

One Sunday morning, a preacher told his congregation, “everyone who wants to go to heaven, come down to the front!”. The whole church came forward except one man.  Tinking that maybe the man hadn’t heard him, the preacher repeated the invitation. Again, the man just sat there.  “Sir,” said the preacher, “don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?”  The man replied, “Oh, when I die! I thought you were getting a group ready to go right now.”

A little boy asks his dad, “where does poo come from?”  His father is taken aback by the question but decides to give his son the facts straight up. “Well son,” he says, “food passes down the esophagus by peristalsis. It enters the stomach, wehre digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This extracts the protein before waste product enters the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo.” “Wow!,” says the boy, ” so where does Tigger come from?”