can’t remember where I read this, but I like this type of humor. What do you call it? Pun?
It’s hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs, they take things literally.
(should this have a comma after “things”, so that people pause when reading it, as it would be said)?
These next ones are from FOCM Member Andrew Smith:
Do you know why a koala isn’t considered a real bear?
They don’t have the koalafications.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.