Spotted this bumper sticker in Wilmington, NC – it made me laugh

So there I was – sitting in an airport bar – nothing unusual about that. Having recently read Porter Gale’s book: Your Network Is Your Net Worth in which she mentions a future book she’s working on. That one will be titled something like: Conversations with the person in seat 4A. In her travels, she made a point to talk to the person next to her and it has created interesting opportunities.
So, not shy about talking to people, I ask the guy next to me where he’s going and where he’s coming from. Turns out he does sound and light production at concerts and has been doing so for 30+ years and was returning from a large multiple performer event.
Interesting insight into two performers: Lady Gaga and Drake.
Nothing but compliments for Lady Gaga, tireless rehearser, respectful and considerate to the crews.
Drake, on the other hand, a complete jackass – shows up late, demands big changes to things he’d insisted on prior to arriving, rude to the crews.
So keep this in mind when buying music.
If you have ever wondered why the press is so biased against conservative groups or anything which does not conform to their usual liberal thought this should help you understand. It explains why the press is silent on things like: murder rate in Chicago despite tight gun control, sanctuary cities, crimes by illegal aliens, etc.
ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser.
CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama’s Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.
ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former Whitehouse Press Secretary Jay Carney.
ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie Hogan, Obama’s Deputy Press Secretary.
ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama’s Special Adviser Elizabeth Sherwood.
CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clinton’s Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.
This may also explain the lack of interest in HilLIARy’s private email, lies about Benghazi, President Obama’s not speaking out about deaths of police officers, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.,……..
Spotted these in Hardy Diagnostics eNewsletter called MicroBytes
Things to think about:
Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Do you think that “I do” is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it make sense that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
spotted this “funny” on my friend, Geoff Johnson’s Facebook page
A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “That would be my wife.”
My good friend and FOCM member in good standing, Joanna Williams, works at Lexitas Pharma Services. They have job openings they are seeking to fill. See info below for details:
Lexitas Pharma Services, Inc. is hiring! Lexitas is an Ophthalmology-focused CRO based in Durham, NC. We are a small, dynamic company focused on partnering with our customers to provide tailored clinical operations services, and we are looking for CRAs and clinical study managers to grow our team.
CRAs can be seeking permanent or contract positions – both are available. CRAs need to have at least 2-3 years of experience, and they must have Ophthalmology experience. We are interested in expanding our contract CRA coverage on the West Coast as well as in the Midwest and Texas, but any location will be considered.
Clinical study managers need to have at least 2-3 years of experience managing clinical trials with some experience in ophthalmology. An ideal candidate will be one who is comfortable in a fast-paced, small company environment and embraces the opportunity to wear many hats. The Lexitas study managers are proactive problem solvers who take initiative to do what needs to be done to delight their customers and provide strong team leadership.
Please forward resumes to jobs@lexitaspharma.com and mention FOCM.
For more company information, please check out our website: http://www.lexitaspharma.com/
Isn’t this a violation an individual’s right to religious freedom?
Praying football coach on leave
Hasn’t the ACLU and atheists and others taken the first amendment and twisted its meaning? I don’t think it’s “freedom from religion” as in we’re to take religion out of public life. Freedom of religion means this football coach can pray on the field. No one is coercing the students to pray with him.
A man is not complete until he is married, then he is finished.
So, I recently read the fascinating book “In the Kingdom of Ice” by Hampton Sides. It was about the attempt by the USS Jeannette to reach the North Pole in 1879. One moment in history which I found very interesting is captured in the beginning of Chapter 6. The chapter starts out describing the events of the first week of July 1876 in Philadelphia. It was America’s 100th birthday and Philadelphia was hosting a world’s fair, called the Centennial Exhibition. For those of you familiar with the Philadelphia area, it took place on nearly 400 acres in Fairmount Park, across the Schuylkill River. It was the first time America hosted a world expo and it was attended by nearly ten million people over that summer.
Some of the new inventions were: the Remington Typewriter, a complicated stringed device called a Calculating Machine and “a curious gizmo that a bearded Scotsman named Alexander Graham Bell was calling his “telephone””. Bell read from a Shakespeare play at one end of the hall and people at the other end could hear Bells’ voice. Emperor Dom Pedro of Brazil said, “My God, it talks!”.
Also present were young inventors, George Westinghouse, George Eastman and Thomas Edison. At the Japanese Pavilion they featured a fast growing pea plant called Kudzu. This was also where Americans were first introduced to Heinz Ketchup, Hires Root Beer and bananas. The bananas were served in foil with a fork.
I like reading historical novels that involve adventure and the human struggle against the odds and I highly recommend “In the Kingdom of Ice”. It is an amazing struggle against virtually impossible odds.
So I was recently telling Deb Jendrasek, treasured FOCM member about old jokes from when I was a kid. I asked if she remembered any of the book title/author jokes. She had never heard of them and so I wondered maybe others never have or maybe some of you have just forgotten them. Some might call them “corny”, but nevertheless I am going to share them. If anyone knows any others, please respond and add to the list or maybe you can come up with new ones. Let’s see what y’all can come up with.
Squeaky Door by Rusty Hinges
Open Kimono by Seymour Hare
Yellow River by I.P. Freeley