Seen in Readers Digest January 2014 are these true newspaper headlines:

County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
– Register-Guard (Eugene, Oregon)

4-H Training Scheduled for Shooting Instructors
– Pine City Pioneer (Minnesota)

Study Shows Frequent Sex Enhances Pregnancy Chances
– Winchester Star (Virginia)

Police: DUI Charge for Woman Celebrating End of Earlier DUI Suspension
– Chicago Tribune

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
– Tulsa World (Oklahoma)