Sent to me by a FOCM Member in good standing; the veracity of the source cannot be verified, but who cares, it’s good:

An annual contest (allegedly) at Bond University, Australia, calls for the most appropriate definition of a popular term.

This year’s chosen term was “Political Correctness”.

The winner wrote:

“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted by mainstream media which holds forth the premise that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end.”